Dine at V8 cafe at bugis and spotted lots of AMKhubbers look-alike. (there was even this woman that worn a kimono like hell trying to be some geisha)
FREAKS- my shirt said it all
Highlight was when we went off to the night safari to catch some creatures of the night show. A free trip to the real night safari, too bad a bit too late already, all the chinese breed dogs and chiwawas and animals went home to sleep already. Very little night life, still you can die of a claustrophobic death at the stupid alleys of the night safari. But not bad already, did some major reforms and renovation so that it can contain more creatures to roam around.
Went to several stations of the tourist attraction, mostly selling souvenirs for you to take away as momento from the safari trip. All watches selling for 5 dollars, price war plus perfect competition at the souvenirs stands of the safari. But it was a psychological pricing as realised by Eric when he saw the price tags at the watches. (actual price was 12, he felt ripped off)
Next stop was the old time favourite chemical compound that they used to poison the animals when they get too naughty and savage- the ZINC shop. Everyone loves to be like a kangaroo. We all wanna have pouches to put out little babies in it like a kangaroo. so the Safari offers you a chance at the wonderful Zinc shop. Cheap and good, dont like zinc try my initials-Jsquare.
Finally the most attractive and capturing stops, the cages, enclosures,chains and hooks. Sure have the girls hooked onto it as they went around being so captivated by chains and hooks that they want to enslave themselves in like some wild cats.
and here a quote by Junyang the zoo keeper himself.
"the girls totally treat this trip/place like sex; always talking, mocking and laughing at it, BUT never dare to say they want it"
Sure enough they had so much fun hooked onto the chains that the guys left them to have their fun
But the biggest laugh was when our man that said that the girls are always talking about it but never really dare to say they want it decided to buy himself some glasses. He couldnt bring himself to the shop and just purchase the stupid glasses. He needed Eric to buy it for it. And when he realised that it got ripped off by two dollars he rejected the good from Eric
like hell you like just had sex and realised that your partner had aids and cheated you and you just decided not to have sex. The good sold at the safari are like sex- they are non refundable
to finally end off our wonderful trip to the safari, we bought soveneirs for everyone in our clique. Its a friendship band that we are all supposed to wear on our legs as a memento to the wonderful trip at the safari.
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