>>don peep,try guessing the answer first..
1)Why did the mad man threw down the toilet bowl from the aeroplane
hint:obvious answer from the question
ans:cause he is mad lah (isnt that obvious?)
2)how did a man walking on the street suddenly jus die??
hint:he died in an untimely and unusual death
ans:cause a toiletbowl hit him (toiletbowl came from the first joke in case you don knoe where it came from)
3)why was a boy crying away?
hint:no one is related with anyone in this joke
ans:cause the stuff in the toiletbowl flew onto his face (shit sounds too horrible so we avoided it)
4)why was a depressed man cring away as well?
hint:think why is he depressed?
ans:cause he wanted to die but yet the toilet bowl missed him (he was expecting the toilet bowl to fall on his head)
5)why was a man cursing away?
hint:think out of the box and by the way he is not a cleaner
ans:he just received news that one of his aeroplane has lost a toliet bowl (he is the airline manager and not a road sweeper)
6)why was a girl smiling to herself?
hint:seriously i think she is mad but that is only part of the answer
ans:the toilet seat went over her neck and she was happy that she has a new necklace
7)how did a man suddenly got rich?
hint:he didnt win anything and dint buy any insurance
ans:he just sold a tolietbowl (it doesnt have to make sense here)
8)why is there so much things falling off the sky
hint:no one threw them down and it isnt rain either
ans:there is a hole in the aeroplane (logically the things will slide and fall out)
